The picture shows the daily, or rather nightly, life of three vampires who lived together for hundreds of years on Staten Island. The self-proclaimed leader of the group is "Nandor The Relentless" (Kayvan Novak), a great warrior and conqueror hailing from the Ottoman Empire. There is also the rowdy vampire of British origin "Laszlo" (Matt Berry) and the seductive "Nadja" (Natasia Demetriou). After an unexpected visit from the dark lord and leader, vampires are reminded of the task they were given upon arriving on Staten Island more than a century earlier - to bring about total domination of the New World. The question is, what is the best way to achieve this goal?